Find 100 facts about INconstantIN

  1. INconstantIN and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
  2. INconstantIN sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
  3. INconstantIN doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  4. INconstantIN's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools INconstantIN.
  5. On a high school math test, INconstantIN put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because INconstantIN solves all his problems with Violence.
  6. INconstantIN can speak braille.
  7. The last man who made eye contact with INconstantIN was Ray Charles.
  8. INconstantIN used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
  9. INconstantIN can tie his shoes with his feet.
  10. INconstantIN once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
  11. The only time INconstantIN was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
  12. Only once has INconstantIN ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.
  13. Once a cobra bit INconstantIN's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  14. If you haven't seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don't bother, INconstantIN wins.
  15. INconstantIN doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
  16. Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped INconstantIN's house one Christmas.
  17. INconstantIN sleeps with a night light. Not because INconstantIN is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of INconstantIN.
  18. INconstantIN counted to infinity - twice.
  19. When INconstantIN gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
  20. INconstantIN irons his shirts while he's wearing them.
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